Pairing: Billy Boyd / Viggo Mortensen - LOTR RPS
Date: July 4, 2003
Feedback: yes please! also constructive criticism of any kind.
Disclaimer: not true, I made it up
Archive: yes, go ahead, please let me know
Notes: For Shaenie, who laughed. First drabble in my Billy-Viggoverse
When Billy came into the kitchen, Viggo looked up from the cutting board and smiled. Billy didn't smile back, just walked over, pushed Viggo back against the wall, and kissed him hard.
"Bloody Hell, I've missed you." Billy grated when they finally broke apart.
"Peter's a slave driver, I feel like a zombie."
"What's that strange smell?"
"Jalapeño peppers," Viggo said, sliding his index finger across Billy's lips and into his mouth.
"Holy Keerist! that's hot!" Billy yelped, eyes watering, pulling Viggo's finger away. "You fucking bastard!"
Viggo's mouth came down on his, soothing the burn and distracting him nicely.